Tank Girl Quotes…Kinda obsessed atm :p

Kesslee: Eight, Eight, the burning eight. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate. 
Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please. 

Tank Girl: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say: “Daddy, are you sure this is right?” 

Tank Girl: [shakes fists around] Oh I’m so pretty! 
[continues shaking fists and begins to dance from foot to foot
Tank Girl: Oh, I’m gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!


Jet Girl: You see, this tank isn’t… isn’t… 
Tank Girl: What? Just one little adjective and we’ll have a *whole* sentance. Isn’t, glad, sad… mad… Lonely… 
Jet Girl: Isn’t… Operational. 
Tank Girl: [seizes Jet by the throat] How do I know you’re not lying? 
Jet Girl: [choking] Because if, if I was lying, your lungs would be full of cyanide gas. 
[Tank releases her
Tank Girl: Cool! So we get a new tank. 

Tank Girl: (Sitting on the barrel of a tank and looking at the two male lorry drivers) Feeling a little inadequate? 

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